Franklinsanity
A crank's musings on family, drink, travel, food & life
Category: D-Day Minus One
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9:28 PM. Dogs still have gas. Wife watching Botched. Not clear how that helps with the food poisoning. But whatever – I’m not driving. Just navigating. And working. And enjoying a nice, quiet drive. HAHAHAHAHAHA. (Fuck those ROTFL acronyms. Much more satisfying to write “hahahahahaha”).
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9:06 PM. Something like fifteen hours to launch: two adults (ok, maybe not adults), two kids under eight, and two dogs in a mid-sized VW Tiguan, planning a transcontinental drive across the U.S. of A. Wife has food poisoning. Good thing she’s the driver. But at least the kids are packed and asleep. For now.…