Franklinsanity

1:51 pm PT. Somewhere on the Richmond Bridge. 

Departure, finally. An hour behind schedule, but who’s counting?  

I blame a stuffy called Foxy, who was left in the wrong car. Blast you, Foxy. 

Kingsley probably is also counting. He’s forgotten he doesn’t need to go to the bathroom every 30 seconds – thinks he’s going to the beach. 

Well, Kingsley, the next beach you see while be the ding-dang Atlantic Ocean, or some related body of water.  

Ok, back to navigating. So unhappy the family found out Waze had T Pain’s voice as an option. What the hell is wrong with Jane?